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1. A lady was having a difficult time finding her way around the ship. While getting on an elevator, she asked, "Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?"
2. Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance, One lady asked, "How are we going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for our floor."
3.There was some kind of mix up with a woman's room and the room steward was trying to arrange for her to move to a different one. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. Can I have an inside cabin?"
4. Two women were sitting by the pool. One of the ladies asked the cruise director what kind of water did they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." She then asked, "Does that explain why the pool is so rough today?"
5. A young man after seeing for the first time the beauty of an ice sculpture asked, "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"
6. While walking around on the ship during the first day of her cruise, a young lady was impressed with so many crew members working so hard. She stopped a passing officer and asked, "Does the crew sleep onboard?"
7. "What time is the midnight buffet?" (Reply: I don't know, would you like to guess?)
8. "Do you generate your own electricity?" (Reply: No, there's a long underwater extension cord plugged in at Miami!)
9. "Is this island totally surrounded by water?" (Reply: Let me see, is "island" the key word in your question?)
10. "Is the water in the toilet salt or fresh?" (Reply: Why? Are you planning to drink it?)
11. What language do they speak in Alaska? (Reply: Let me see, in what country is Alaska located?)
12. "How high above sea level are we?" (This question was actually asked while floating on the sea.)
13. The walls of the photo display room were covered with hundreds of passenger photos. Without thinking, someone blurted out, "How do we know which pictures are ours?"
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